theyearofbecoming

kingcheddarxvii:

Me at Hogwarts:

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • walk up to fat lady portrait
  • she asks what the password is but I had better things to pay attention to so I forgot it
  • I say “dumbledore being gay doesnt really count as gay representation”
  • sneak in as she stumbles to find retort
  • walk into the common room
  • see it’s dead-ass boring
  • immediately download disco ball app on my iphone which I have hacked with my wizard powers to have unlimited wifi
  • levitate it over room using wingardium leviosa, which I know before all the other first-years because I saw the movies
  • suddenly the common room is sick as hell
  • easily-impressed wizards have no clue how technology works, think I am a master wizard
  • suddenly i’m Head Boy and I call the shots around here
  • previous Head Boy disagrees so I turn him into some sunglasses that I then place casually over my eyes
  • other muggle-borns nod in approval